I hate boys i feel like they take a part of me with every kiss and i always end up feeling incomplete after
nah everyone’s incomplete. It’s just better being incomplete together than apart.
The problem with cutting someone out of your life who used to be a very big part of it is that even after the initial cut off, there’s so many bits of them around. Tiny little things that didn’t matter before, but now remind you of them and how much they hurt you. So many things that have to go or be changed in order for you to get the clean break that you need.
sometimes people are cancers. And sometimes they metastasize into other areas of your life.
Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.
(Source: College Humor)
If done in my presence you won’t like the results
freedom of speech and all, ya know
french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER
Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.
cloudy with a chance of witch burning
your periodic reminder that a good chunk of Europe basically shat the bed for a few centuries while everyone else kinda did their thing.
funny how they still came out ahead.
whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
Seth Myers wrote that line, that’s why he’s smiling.
I guess that’s why oral male birth control exists over the counter everywhere all over the place. And why we have the only say in terminating pregnancies, and the opposite sex has no right to weigh in on he matter. Also why we can force the woman to pay child support while simultaneously suing for full custody. Oh wait thats backwards shit.
Trust me. We don’t want to knock you up just as much as you don’t wanna get knocked up. Men can’t get pregnant; they can only be forced to commit $250,000 plus dollars to a child they may never have wanted - even those that are the product of their own rape.
So yeah, we must live in a Patriarchy. Obviously men want to be roped into child support payments, that’s why we don’t have birth control. I mean, that makes complete sense.
Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space.
so..be a bitch instead of having manners.
cause men never apologize!
I’m so sick of seeing stupid after stupid after stupid campaigns for women. It’s like they want women to be exempt from any form of manners, responsibility, or criticism ever.
Be Strong. Be Independent. Be A Sucker For Advertising Campaigns.